rykerisms....

he cracks me up! I just need to write these down because  I am so far behind on scrapbooking.

  I had someone pay me for pictures this morning. Ryker stole a dollar and told me he was taking it to his room to put in his piggy bank.  he was DEAD serious.  I said that was MY money and he said but he needs one!


 This morning when he woke up kind of early and he headed straight to the kitchen. I yelled from the bedroom and asked him what he was doing. He told me he was getting ice cream. I said no, he says but dad said!  (dustin was not here). I said no again and rolled over and went back to sleep.  a few minutes later I hear noises in the kitchen. I ask Ryker what are you doing? Getting ice cream!  I got up. Sure enough he had the ice cream and cones out and was set on having ice cream. He kept insisting dad had told him he could. Must have been some crazy dreams. He didn't get any ice cream...



one more:   he wanted to go outside this afternoon. I told him no, it was cold outside. He gave me the most disgusted look and said "i will get my jacket on and zip it.  (insert incredible sarcasm and 'duh mom' voice)

oh boy.